Ten Reasons Why I Can’t
By George Clever the un-writer
1.) All my pencils are broken and I can’t find a pen.
2.) I have writer’s block. Where is the writer’s Draino?
3.) My composition teacher told me I was not good at it.
4.) There is a 2,000 pound elephant sitting on my keyboard.
5.) Everything worth writing about has been written.
6.) Writers must write perfectly. Only God does that.
7.) I can’t SPEL Goodd.
8.) What if I became a famous writer? I would hate that!
9.) My “to do” list is very long today.
10.) I get lonely sitting by myself when I write.
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